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Bathroom Graffiti
Doctor: You look so weak and exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as
I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
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anonymous
on Jul 19, 2010
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs, riding a woman
you fix your legs and move your ass.
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anonymous
on Jul 19, 2010
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
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anonymous
on Jul 19, 2010
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs, riding a woman
you fix your legs and move your ass.
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mehul
on Jul 19, 2010
Inscribed on the wall of a public urinal:
"BEHOLD! YOUR FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS!"
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anonymous
on Aug 19, 2009
Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :
Don't whistle at the girl going out
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anonymous
on Dec 04, 2008
Police arrestd a drunkard and askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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anonymous
on Nov 13, 2008
(!.!) crying
(';') angry
(':') bored
('-') proud
('o') hungry
(",) happy
('?') confused
(-.-) sleepy
jaisy marzi sakal banalo
par nahana to padegahi!
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Madhav
on Mar 04, 2008